I feel sorta bad that I’ve been ignoring tumblr.
Not that I’m internet famous or that people hang on my every typed pixel, its just there’s been so much to make fun of lately and I’ve missed out on it all. So really what’s been missed is opportunities to be an asshole.
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although I’m not the biggest fan of all the changes Lucas has cast upon the star wars series it’s his intellectual property.
and I still say han shot first.
snuh:
durrr
“LULZ IDK”
bro i didnt know she was your girl
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thats what I do.
I prefer to lie on top of it, like a dragon on his gold.
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WOAH
WOAH
WOAH
it’s like looking in my sons future
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I’m not against animal cruelty because I eat pigs and cows and chickens and fish. If you eat meat don’t post this shit, it’s stupid. None of their deaths are painless.
And you vegetarians and vegans aren’t any better, the forests torn down to create the farmland to grow your chow is just as bad.
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I wanna say that was my thought process but it wasn’t.
It’s just nice to have a little boy cause they’re fun.
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A kid I know who joined the legion said it fucking sucks and to stay the fuck away. Fuck that, it has become a serious goal of mine to get a chance to wear the kepis blanc.
Why do I want to join the Legion? Well because they’re hard.
it used to be odd to me that the Staff Sergeants said it’s gotten weak, seemed hard to me, but then I saw the changes and how it has while I’ve been in.
When I first hit the fleet you’d catch a punch in the mouth for not putting your hands behind your back for your senior lance corporals and the like, but you never lost that feeling of “we’re fucking special”. The barracks used to be popping man, door to door parties where the only price you paid was the death run the next day where everyone puked their fucking guts out and laughed about it.
now you’ve got good fucking ncos busted down for hazing because some weak ass kid can’t hack it and great fucking troops losing any chance the had of picking up corporal cause they like to drink and that is a no-no in todays zero defect military.
I know I joined the fucking US Marines, to get fucked up with my friends till we couldn’t walk and get slayed by the NCOs, all that shit was expected. But Mothers of America and Congress and whoever the fuck else has elected to get involved has taken shit down quite a few pegs.
recreational drug use has led to some fascinating ideas
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